Instructions For The Babychick *pounce/tackle/hug & slobber/luv*... Baby style
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a
baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier. 4. The "paw slide" Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life!
If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer ...
I had a bad night & I wanted to share w/you all.. just like i did on Jr's pg (yeah I did...as if he'd see it)... Take a moment & tell a friend how much they mean to ya'. you just
never know when or if you'll see them again.
)... Take a moment & tell a friend how much they mean to ya'. you just
never know when or if you'll see them again.
