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60 HAVE YOU EVERS.....
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what is your name?:
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Why? Getting it tattooed somewhere?
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age?:
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40-ish
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sex?:
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Occasionally
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height?:
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6'
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hair color?:
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Blond
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eye color?:
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Blue
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have you ever...
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eaten dog food?:
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Nothing more than an occasional Milk Bone.
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peed your pants?:
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Yes, but I was REALLY wasted.
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cried in the movie theater?:
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At the box office. "Whaddya mean $12.50??"
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been in love?:
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That's how I ended up married.
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been kissed in the rain?:
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Above or below the belt?
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lit yourself on fire?:
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No. That's for Steve-O.
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been to canada?:
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Not yet.
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lied about your age?:
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No need.
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burned a cd?:
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Yes.
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lied to your parents?:
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Anyone who says they haven't is lying to us too.
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broken a glass cup?:
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Yes.
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wrote on someones face with marker?:
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Yup. Chiefed him up good.
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done chores?:
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We call 'em "honeydo's".
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smoked?:
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Only when on fire.
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drank?:
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Now and then.
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been drunk?:
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Yup. Swore I'd never do it again. Did it anyway.
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cut yourself?:
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Not on purpose, that would be STUPID.
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had a pet die?:
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Yes. Dog killed my rabbits when I was a kid. That s*cked.
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eaten something moldy?:
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Not when sober.
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been fired?:
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From my first job. Boss was a real a-hole.
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eaten string cheese?:
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Yes.
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called a psychic?:
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Actually did once. She was either real good or a real good scammer.
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been to a bonfire?:
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Yes.
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lost a friend over something stupid?:
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Lost a few stupid friends over something else.
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had a disease?:
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CRAFT Disease. (Can't Remember A F--ing Thing)
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drank eggnog?:
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Love the stuff.
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had a myspace?:
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No. Infield Parking Only.
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made a fort?:
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In the 5th Grade.
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played red rover?:
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We played Manhunt or Kill the Guy With The Ball.
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played flash light tag?:
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Bottle Rocket Tag.
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had a garage sale?:
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Best way to get cash for old crap.
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moved?:
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Yes.
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died your hair?:
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Got a perm once. Hideous!!!
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had someone hate you for no reason?:
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Comes with the territory.
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made origami?:
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Is that like sushi?
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been in girl/boy scouts?:
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For about a year.
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played monopoly?:
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...and kicked major A$$. Look Out Trump!!!
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eaten a bug?:
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Crunchy ones.
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driven a car?:
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Every day.
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gotten anything besides ears pierced?:
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Negatory. Never had the urge.
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drank ocean water?:
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Not on purpose.
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swam with dolphins?:
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Actually just did that November 2007. Did the belly-to-belly dolphin ride. Or maybe I just got humped by Flipper...
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sneaked into a movie?:
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Yeah. That was easy.
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shaved your head?:
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Not down to the bare metal, but darn close.
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had a stalker?:
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BEEN a stalker...JUST KIDDING!!!
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won the lotto?:
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I may already be a winner, according to Ed McMahon.
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fallen down the stairs?:
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Twice. That also s*cked.
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dreamed something that came true later?:
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I let you know after I meet Pam Anderson. HEY NOW!!
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broken the law?:
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Pleading the Fifth.
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been arrested?:
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Done some arresting.
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been kicked out of a store?:
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In my impetuous youth.
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talked on he phone for more than 5 hours straight?:
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Nobody is that smokin' hot that I would want to.
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