Another IP abduction took place over the weekend. Our very own dear sweet Lacydoll has been hauled off to rehab for unknown (and we will never know) reasons by one of the overzealous, trigger happy moderators. No sense in starting a FREE Lacydoll thread or asking WHY it never does any good. Please say a prayer and light a crandle for our missing sister.



Dear Cheeses please help Lacy stay strong so she can endure the 30 days of unnecessary and unwarranted isolation away from her brothers and sisters on IP. There really was no reason for this to happen!! Lacy honey I'll see you on the short bus!

AMEN

Posted by daytonabob, Oct 6 2008

THE HAT IS GONE,REPEAT THE HAT IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It has been confirmed through intense phone converstations this morning between myself and Rebels stationed in the Talledega infield that the infamous M&M's hat has perished in a mysterious campfire incedent last night.

I find it quite ironic and symbolic that the last thing to go was the number 18 on the front.As is was described to me in said phone conversation,"it just melted to nothing".



p.s.LMAO!!!!!!

Posted by Dewmass88, Oct 5 2008

First off I must say that they have been informed that Dale Jr's bad fortunes are being directly linked to their presence at the track this weekend.I have now officially adopted a personal vendetta for "the hat".Copious amounts of jello shots and other alcohol have kept the Rebs in a constant state of disillusionment.

I was also informed in a drunken voicemail that I was being flashed...........................BFD.That is like handing someone a fist full of Monopoly money.My phone accepts picture mail GD it!!!!!!!!

Anyway,intructions were given to turn RJ's luck around this weekend.I hope somebody stays sober long enough to follow them.Pctures and stories to follow later this week.

Posted by Dewmass88, Oct 5 2008

It's Thursday they said
Get your asses up high coo
Calling all rebels

Some left for Dega
Will be rooting on RJ
Sheeple Queen Power

Posted by daytonabob, Oct 2 2008

My pet rock "Sandy" has been very sick and your prayers would mean the world to him,he has kidney stones.While I understand that these pose little danger to humans they often be fatal in geological formations.

Thanks,
Dewey

Posted by Dewmass88, Oct 1 2008

It is Hiaku day
So take off your shoes and sox
And makey posty

Posted by KingofCars42, Sep 25 2008

Your daily Thread



***IMAGE CHANGED TO AVOID CONFUSION ***

Posted by SeniorCutt, Sep 23 2008

Today friends it seems again to be time for a Rebel thread.

Remember folks if it can be seen on TV then it can be said here. I believe that is a Edward Collins quote.


Mods, remember, moderate moderation is the right moderation

Now a quote from one of my favorite TV shows

"I can't finish my thought because I have to put my finger in this alligator's bottom."

Posted by KingofCars42, Sep 19 2008

It are now Thursday
Time to fork king high coup it
Lets get it on Rebs

Posted by KingofCars42, Sep 18 2008

Where are y'all.........?????????????????

Didja let Edward tame ya too much??

Did losing IP's Favorite target matter??

Are ya busy doin life stuff??

Did Mel wear a neck high blouse??

Has Andilee fallen n love with an ARCA driver??

KOC is Bizzy with RaceCars...

NAVY is onna vacation again.


Damn this place is dead, daid, comatose,
without Rebs raisin sheet..................!!!!!!!!!!!

WAKE THE FOERK UP.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SMOKEM

Posted by smokem, Sep 17 2008