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Oct 5 2008 08:27
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IPR update from Dega.
First off I must say that they have been informed that Dale Jr's bad fortunes are being directly linked to their presence at the track this weekend.I have now officially adopted a personal vendetta for "the hat".Copious amounts of jello shots and other alcohol have kept the Rebs in a constant state of disillusionment.
I was also informed in a drunken voicemail that I was being flashed...........................BFD.That is like handing someone a fist full of Monopoly money.My phone accepts picture mail GD it!!!!!!!!
Anyway,intructions were given to turn RJ's luck around this weekend.I hope somebody stays sober long enough to follow them.Pctures and stories to follow later this week.
First off I must say that they have been informed that Dale Jr's bad fortunes are being directly linked to their presence at the track this weekend.I have now officially adopted a personal vendetta for "the hat".Copious amounts of jello shots and other alcohol have kept the Rebs in a constant state of disillusionment.
I was also informed in a drunken voicemail that I was being flashed...........................BFD.That is like handing someone a fist full of Monopoly money.My phone accepts picture mail GD it!!!!!!!!
Anyway,intructions were given to turn RJ's luck around this weekend.I hope somebody stays sober long enough to follow them.Pctures and stories to follow later this week.
Oct 5 2008 08:52
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Re: IPR update from Dega.
And .... according to an embedded with Goodyear Racing, the problem with the right rear tire has been discovered. After tedious research and the retrieval of debris from the track, the anticipated cause was found to be the "Riding with Junior" signatures are to blame. Found on both the original and back up car just above the right rear tire, prominently displayed on the quarter panel was the signature. "Navy_Racing". This was and this is the clincher, just below the signature of the dastardly "Fifth Column". The combination of the two signatures after proving without a shadow of doubt, that the two are not the same. This caused an inner IP explosion which through osmosis transferred directly to the car in question following the least path of resistance and transferring directly to the tire. An unnamed source within the organization has confirmed that being the car was "wrapped", it was easy to perform "surgery" on the paint scheme, using an exacto knife, furnished by none other than KOC. This sacrifice by KOC has not only proved that IPR are not JR. Haters, but, through an agreement with all Sheeple in attendance has saved the "Hat" to fight another day. More information to follow.......
And .... according to an embedded with Goodyear Racing, the problem with the right rear tire has been discovered. After tedious research and the retrieval of debris from the track, the anticipated cause was found to be the "Riding with Junior" signatures are to blame. Found on both the original and back up car just above the right rear tire, prominently displayed on the quarter panel was the signature. "Navy_Racing". This was and this is the clincher, just below the signature of the dastardly "Fifth Column". The combination of the two signatures after proving without a shadow of doubt, that the two are not the same. This caused an inner IP explosion which through osmosis transferred directly to the car in question following the least path of resistance and transferring directly to the tire. An unnamed source within the organization has confirmed that being the car was "wrapped", it was easy to perform "surgery" on the paint scheme, using an exacto knife, furnished by none other than KOC. This sacrifice by KOC has not only proved that IPR are not JR. Haters, but, through an agreement with all Sheeple in attendance has saved the "Hat" to fight another day. More information to follow.......
Oct 5 2008 08:53
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Re: IPR update from Dega.
First off I must say that they have been informed that Dale Jr's bad fortunes are being directly linked to their presence at the track this weekend.I have now officially adopted a personal vendetta for "the hat".Copious amounts of jello shots and other alcohol have kept the Rebs in a constant state of disillusionment.
I was also informed in a drunken voicemail that I was being flashed...........................BFD.That is like handing someone a fist full of Monopoly money.My phone accepts picture mail GD it!!!!!!!!
Anyway,intructions were given to turn RJ's luck around this weekend.I hope somebody stays sober long enough to follow them.Pctures and stories to follow later this week.
Yer gonna have ta fight me for that hat!
First off I must say that they have been informed that Dale Jr's bad fortunes are being directly linked to their presence at the track this weekend.I have now officially adopted a personal vendetta for "the hat".Copious amounts of jello shots and other alcohol have kept the Rebs in a constant state of disillusionment.
I was also informed in a drunken voicemail that I was being flashed...........................BFD.That is like handing someone a fist full of Monopoly money.My phone accepts picture mail GD it!!!!!!!!
Anyway,intructions were given to turn RJ's luck around this weekend.I hope somebody stays sober long enough to follow them.Pctures and stories to follow later this week.
Yer gonna have ta fight me for that hat!
Oct 5 2008 09:01
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Long live the Hat!!!!
Long live the Hat!!!!
Oct 5 2008 09:30
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She must have, she is not on my friends list anymore. What did she do?
And HI Mary
She must have, she is not on my friends list anymore. What did she do?
And HI Mary
Oct 5 2008 09:34
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Hummmm, well off to get ready for the race and get my Jeff Gordon gear on...LOL
Hummmm, well off to get ready for the race and get my Jeff Gordon gear on...LOL
Oct 5 2008 09:54
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Hi BD, She isn't on my friends list anymore either. I don't think she did anything to get Rehab.
they rarely do....
she doesn't even know herself if she was booted or not because they never tell anyone anything...
she's trying to email Ed to find out for sure.
Hi BD, She isn't on my friends list anymore either. I don't think she did anything to get Rehab.
they rarely do....
she doesn't even know herself if she was booted or not because they never tell anyone anything...
she's trying to email Ed to find out for sure.
Oct 5 2008 10:28
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I know she was in the Sat. night post about anything thread last night. But I did not see anything she posted that was any worse then what I posted. Unless it happened after I signed off. I guess I as still here for now...LOL
I know she was in the Sat. night post about anything thread last night. But I did not see anything she posted that was any worse then what I posted. Unless it happened after I signed off. I guess I as still here for now...LOL
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Perhaps the poll dancer showing full skin did it... and justice for all
Perhaps the poll dancer showing full skin did it... and justice for all
Oct 5 2008 10:33
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I know she was in the Sat. night post about anything thread last night. But I did not see anything she posted that was any worse then what I posted. Unless it happened after I signed off. I guess I as still here for now...LOL
who the heck knows... she could have said she didn't like somebody's momma and a mod could have taken it personal cuz they love their momma and kicked them off... you just don't know with the mods spectacular consistancy...
I know she was in the Sat. night post about anything thread last night. But I did not see anything she posted that was any worse then what I posted. Unless it happened after I signed off. I guess I as still here for now...LOL
who the heck knows... she could have said she didn't like somebody's momma and a mod could have taken it personal cuz they love their momma and kicked them off... you just don't know with the mods spectacular consistancy...
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