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Nov 12 2008 15:29

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Dewmass returns to save IP!!!!!!!!

In order to ensure IP continues to grow and evovle into the site it was invisioned to be the staff at Infield Parking have brought back me,Dewmass88 to restore ratings and ease investor worried.

In exchange for my services I have been offered the following as compensation:

- 49.9% ownership of the "Search page".
- 1 Homer T-shirt
- Preferred seating at the next A.J. Allmendinger fan club event
- Urinal cake from a unrinal Dale Jr actually went tinkle in
- Use of Edwards office when he is out of town.

There are also miscellaneous bonuses and incentives when sponsors are added to the site.

Nov 12 2008 15:33

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Go for it! lmao

Nov 12 2008 15:45

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And I'll carry the Rebels on my back if I have to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 12 2008 15:47

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p.s. Unless some of you ladies would prefer the front. smiley

Nov 12 2008 15:56

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p.s.s. Thank you for your support.

Nov 12 2008 16:02

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This is a wise decision on the part of the IP staff.
Nothing energizes the community like the restoration of such legends.






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Nov 12 2008 16:13

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Re: Dewmass returns to save IP!!!!!!!!

In celebration of this glorious day, I will be sending a free gently used tee shirt, in order to spread cheer, to whomever can tell me......

what color does a smurf turn when you choke him?




disclaimer:
shirts may be gently used and you can get any size you want, as long as it is small
They are available in all colors except Red, Black, Blue, Green, Pink, Yellow, White, and any mixture of any color listed.

Nov 12 2008 16:16

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Purple.


I'll take my shirt in small color Taupe.

Nov 12 2008 16:17

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p.s.s.s. A shout out to the head of my transition team KOC for making all of this possible.

Nov 12 2008 16:20

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Red.

I'll take my shirt in Chartreuse.
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