USER PROFILE: GRAVYTRAIN (DAVE)

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Here ya go Dave. I would not do this for very many people..LOL And the Cowboys....Ewwww!...LOL

Good Morning Dave, My week is going pretty good and Im doing good..How about yourself??? Dawgs are playing Tennessee this weekend. It should be a good game..TTYS.. Hope you have a great day and an awesome weekend!!! Hugs~Candy

Hey Dave, got up early so I thought I would actually post some comments....

Have a good day!

Whooops she posted it..LMAO I have to make a comment now.

Just hit search. I am about to get out of it, got to finish some things up. Hippie is talking about posting her picture..LOL I may have said that already..LOL

So far so good. I am messing with Hippiechick in the forums...LOL I got her to post her picture in there one day. What have you been doing?

still at work waiting on 5!