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It's Race Day

Hugs~Candy

hey chicky sorry i havent been around much, just so busy with my daughter and work and life. just wanted to stop by and say helloooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
hope all is well with you, take care
jen

I'm riding with Junior roof & center SWEET Have a GR88t Weekend!!
imikimi - Customize Your World

Hope you have a great day!!!

Hi just stopped in to say hello. Enjoy the race tomorrow.

hey everyone, sorry its been a long time since i posted last, the summer flew by soooooooooo quick cant believe it, lol. i have been having computer problems on/off through the summer, so sorry for that. anyway getting ready for the new school year with my daughter, which i cant believe is here already, lol. i just know time flies when your having fun, and i been so siked for the year junior is having, and i would like to see him finish his rookie year with hendrick with a championship.....which im sure most of you feel the same way i do, lol. no pressure junior, lol......(just in case he reads this, lol) so on that note ....lets go junior!!!!! take care for now.... jen

The Right Answer


You are driving down the road in your Corvette on a wild, stormy night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.



Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could
only be one passenger in your Corvette? Think before you continue
reading.



This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a
job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to
die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old
friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect
chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your
perfect mate again.



YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS....... The candidate who was hired (out of 200
applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply
answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take
the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with
the partner of my dreams.' Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to
give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to 'Think Outside
of the Box.'



HOWEVER....... The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put
her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of
the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.



God, I just love happy endings

Feel the Thunder...Smell the Smoke. Go Tony!
~Deb~

Sex against a fence

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.

Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. When she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'