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PERSONAL INFORMATION

  1. Gender: Male
  2. Age: 25
  3. Joined: October 9 2007
  4. Location: NC
  5. Status: Ip proud member (16 posts)
  6. Profile URL: http://www.infieldparking.com/TStevens92

ABOUT ME

Introduction Hi there... .my name is Tony and I'm here because, well, I'm a glutton for punishment smiley I get to present the DMP Pro & Sportsman Series every week as a commentator on OLRtv and finally figured I'd sign up. During the day, I work at Carolina Racing Supply in Mooresville, and during weekends I'm usually contracted out to some race team somewhere -- doing tires, spotting, general crew work, doing setup, etc. Of course, I do offer my services to anyone who may be interested. Those details may be discussed via private messages. smiley

My hobbies Aside from racing.... (wait, is your career considered your "hobby" or no??)....My hobbies include simracing, hockey (yes, the real stuff on ice skates), driving around on random road trips, sleeping (hehe), and whatever else I end up doing.

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  3. http://www.olrtv.com/

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CutiePieJen

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A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.



Here is the exchange :



Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'


Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'



Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'



Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'



Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'



Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'



Family Member : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'



Citibank: 'Excuse me?'



Family Member : 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'



Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'



Supervisor gets on the phone:



Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'



Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'



Family Member: 'You mean you want to co llect from her estate?'


Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'



Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)



Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'



Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given)



After they get the fax: .



Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'



Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out , great! If not, you

could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.' (What is wrong with these people?!?)


Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'



Citibank: 'That might help...'



Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'



Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery !'



Family Member : 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???
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She sure is blowing a bunch of kisses!
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Happy Halloween Guys!!!!
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Thanks for keeping me company this weekend while I was in the hospital!! Sorry you had to miss the race!
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered the bar. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.






The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (as all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition.'






Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'




The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....






'Clean my house.'






(YOU GO, GIRL!)
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You coming down tomorrow or tonight??
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You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...



Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
of the meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how
beautiful Brian's roommate
Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more
curious.Over the course
of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if
there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I
know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just
roommates.'


About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said,
'Well, I doubt it, but
I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat
down and wrote:


Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy
ladle from the house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But
the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian


Several days later, Brian received an email back from his
mother that read:


Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with
Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains
that if Jennifer is
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mom


LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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::: BREAKING NEWS :::
In 2009 the government will start killing all the mentally ill people.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run little friend, run!

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
(Well, my job is done . Your turn)
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hahaha posting that comment good one tony .LOL
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Something's Missing


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? "
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"


"You dumber than buffalo chit. It means someone stole the tent. "
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GO TO SEXXURPROFILEUP.COM

Have a great day!!
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You got it!!! U know u r always welcome at my house when u come down here! When u coming?
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HEY Michael told me you went to wrong track MONDAY way to funny .Sorry but it is .ROFLMAO

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Tony, Tony, Tony,
Sorry about that....I will take it down then OK? hugz
Suzy
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well i go watched it and it was just them doing the top ten .i should have stayed talking to you i thought there would be more than just them doing the top 10
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