Introduction I was born 17 days before the first Daytona 500 less than a mile from the track, so I LOVE NASCAR! I still live about two miles from it so I can hear whenever anyone is practicing/racing at the
track. (I love that sound) I have a sister who works for ISC (International Speedway Corp. for you newbies) here in Daytona, one cousin who’s been a team hauler driver and front tire changer for
a few different teams (Jeff Burton, Bobby Labonte and Jamie McMurray) and another who builds engines at RCR. So I guess NASCAR is kinda one of our “Family Traditions”. I grew up listening to the
races on the MRN with my Dad and I’ve been hooked ever since.
My hobbies NASCAR (of course), video games, auto repair, scale model building, did I mention NASCAR?, VW collecting, fishing, camping, and hunting when I can. Oh, and I love Looney Tunes and classic
cartoons. Hey, growing OLD is mandatory but growing UP is optional!
Wow.... I investigated the IP Hampsters last night and I think I found our problem. I now see what they are doing instead of running in the IP wheels!!!
Well its been forever since I've posted.
Been very busy with work and with my soldier.
Seems like I don't get time to play online anymore.
Just wanted to stop by to say hi and
to let you know that I haven't forgotten about ya!!
Hope all is well with you.
Take care and keep in touch!!
**hugs**
~~dawn~~
A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke with no headache and, as it was still early, decided go to the party.
Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by wa tching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks, he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat.
Just before the unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home. She put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your brother. Apparently he had the time of his life!'
Hi everyone Happy Halloween !!! I am hoping some of our snow melts so the trick or treaters don't have to use their sleds. Hope you all have a great holiday and don't eat to much candy lol hugs Lisa
Hi everyone it has rained here all weekend!!! I got drenched getting errands done all day. I guess the thing to do in the Poconos was for everyone to go to Walmart!!! I am hoping to see a little sun tomorrow, hope you all enjoyed the races today and good luck to all the drivers tomorrow. Halloween is almost here, I think its one of my favorite holidays any more, not a lot of shopping to do for it. Have a great Sunday everyone hugs Lisa
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered the bar. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (as all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom
::: BREAKING NEWS :::
In 2009 the government will start killing all the mentally ill people.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run little friend, run!
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.
(Well, my job is done . Your turn)
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? " "The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo chit. It means someone stole the tent. "
Hi everyone, hope you all enjoy the race and good luck to all the drivers!! I hope to see mine in vl!! I cant believe its almost Halloween already, time flies. Hope you all have a great week,*Big Hugs* Lisa I love the colors of the season!!!
eat to much candy lol hugs Lisa 
I love
the colors of the season!!!